Skip to content

boy&horse

let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

  • Home
  • General
    • random slips of paper
    • Galleries
    • coming soon
    • Movie Commentary
    • Cosplay
    • Main
    • Posts
    • Recipe
  • Movie Reviews
    • boy&horse hates fun
    • Trailers
  • Nine on the Ninth
  • Orange Lanterns Unite!
  • TV Reviews
    • Once Upon A Time
  • InfoWho u0026#8211; Boyu0026amp;Horse, me Duh… What u0026#8211; Plans and Machinations. When u0026#8211; Wishful thinking at its very best. This is what I hope to get done when. Where Why u0026#8211; Because we like you! How u0026#8211; Patience, time and Dr Pepper.

recent posts

  • Red Sarah’s 2013 Movies
  • Nine on the Ninth – 2012 Best, Worst and Everything Else… part 3…
  • boy&horse hates fun… The Oscars
  • boy&horse interviews… Leon Thomas
  • coming attractions w/ boy&horse February 2013

about

  • Twitter
  • Facebook
  • Instagram
  • coming attractions w/ boy&horse January 2013

    coming attractions w/ boy&horse January 2013

    2013-01-01

    bah

    What’s to see this January? Not Much

    Creative Commons License
    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License.

    Share this:

    • Email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email
    • Print (Opens in new window) Print
    • Share on Bluesky (Opens in new window) Bluesky
    • Share on Tumblr (Opens in new window) Tumblr
    Like Loading…
  • boy&horse hates fun… 2012-004 – Haywire

    boy&horse hates fun… 2012-004 – Haywire

    2012-12-31

    Title - Haywire

    Introduction

    I really can’t say why this movie was made. There hasn’t been a dirth of Female Action Stars, that said I did enjoy this movie despite have absolutely no plot.

    (from here, there be spoilers!)

    (more…)

    Share this:

    • Email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email
    • Print (Opens in new window) Print
    • Share on Bluesky (Opens in new window) Bluesky
    • Share on Tumblr (Opens in new window) Tumblr
    Like Loading…
  • boy&horse hates fun… 2012-003 – Underworld: Awakening

    boy&horse hates fun… 2012-003 – Underworld: Awakening

    2012-12-30
    TitleImage

    Introduction

    Underworld: Awakening is a big-budget sequel to one of the better Vampire vs. Werewolf Franchises. Released early this year with moderate fanfare, the film was a moderate success.

    (from here, there be spoilers!)

    (more…)

    Share this:

    • Email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email
    • Print (Opens in new window) Print
    • Share on Bluesky (Opens in new window) Bluesky
    • Share on Tumblr (Opens in new window) Tumblr
    Like Loading…
  • boy&horse hates fun… 2012-002 – The Divide

    boy&horse hates fun… 2012-002 – The Divide

    2012-12-21

    TheTitle - The Divide

    This one ran a little long, so i had to split the vid in twain

    Part 1

    Part 2

    Introduction

    The Divide is another independent disaster film, that was the first in theater movie I saw in January of 2012.

    (from here, there be spoilers!)

    (more…)

    Share this:

    • Email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email
    • Print (Opens in new window) Print
    • Share on Bluesky (Opens in new window) Bluesky
    • Share on Tumblr (Opens in new window) Tumblr
    Like Loading…
  • boy&horse hates fun… 2012-001 – Beneath the Darkness

    boy&horse hates fun… 2012-001 – Beneath the Darkness

    2012-12-19
    TitleImage - Beneath the Darkness

    Introduction

    Beneath the Darkness is not a good movie, it is tedious, near impossible to get through and just tiring.

    The film was an independent semi-horror suspense thriller that is never horrific (not even semi) suspenseful or thrilling. The story is trite, plodding and the characters are never really likable. Except for the villain; who is the only saving grace for this film. Dennis Quaid is fun to watch, channeling crazy like only his brother has in the past, but even he is not enough to carry what is little more than a made for TV movie, and had it been released to TV first, it might have gotten more of a pass.

    As is, this tired effort is just boring.

    In a word: Boring.

    (from here, there be spoilers!)

    (more…)

    Share this:

    • Email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email
    • Print (Opens in new window) Print
    • Share on Bluesky (Opens in new window) Bluesky
    • Share on Tumblr (Opens in new window) Tumblr
    Like Loading…
  • boy&horse hates fun…

    boy&horse hates fun…

    2012-09-03

    Holy bajeezus…

    …this might actually happen… maybe…

    Creative Commons License
    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License.

    Share this:

    • Email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email
    • Print (Opens in new window) Print
    • Share on Bluesky (Opens in new window) Bluesky
    • Share on Tumblr (Opens in new window) Tumblr
    Like Loading…
  • Orange Lanterns Unite: Kotobukiya Robocop Edition 209 Model Kit…

    Orange Lanterns Unite: Kotobukiya Robocop Edition 209 Model Kit…

    2012-07-11

    I have wanted one of these for lab defense for years…


    …effective? Hell’s yeah…

    …we were going to fire him anyway…

    [click the image for the product page]

    Orange Lanterns Unite!


    Creative Commons License
    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License.

    Share this:

    • Email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email
    • Print (Opens in new window) Print
    • Share on Bluesky (Opens in new window) Bluesky
    • Share on Tumblr (Opens in new window) Tumblr
    Like Loading…
  • Orange Lanterns Unite: KRE-O USS Enterprise…

    Orange Lanterns Unite: KRE-O USS Enterprise…

    2012-07-11

    Whoa mamma…

     

    …this one has a teaser trailer…

    …KRE-O is seriously making me reconsider my blind devotion to Lego…

    [click the image for the product trekmovie.com page, no product page so far]

    Orange Lanterns Unite!


    Creative Commons License
    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License.

    Share this:

    • Email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email
    • Print (Opens in new window) Print
    • Share on Bluesky (Opens in new window) Bluesky
    • Share on Tumblr (Opens in new window) Tumblr
    Like Loading…
  • Black Lanterns Wail: RIP Ernest Borgnine

    Black Lanterns Wail: RIP Ernest Borgnine

    2012-07-11

    Ernest Borgnine. January 24, 1917 – July 8, 2012

    I know that most people my age really only know Ernest Borgnine from Laser Mission, or Airwolf, or at the very most The Poseidon Adventure.

    But I’ll always think of Marty, the story of a heavy-set Italian-American butcher who lives in The Bronx, New York City, with his mother.

    The first time I saw Marty was just as I entered High School, it wasn’t the first black and white movie I had seen and certainly not the oldest, but it was instantly a favorite.

    I don’t know. What do you want to do tonight, Marty?

    Is still one of my most used quotes.

    My affection for Marty doesn’t mean that I don’t enjoy the silliness of Laser Mission, or the over the top stupidity of The Poseidon Adventure, I just know that Borgnine had more in him than Mermaid Man. A short List of examples are:

    • Bad Day at Black Rock 1955
    • McHale’s Navy 1964
    • The Flight of the Phoenix 1965
    • The Dirty Dozen 1967
    • The Wild Bunch 1969

    I think we all have the urge to be a clown, whether we know it or not. The clown we see is a fascinating person, expressing pathos, poignancy, joie de vivre. It’s an opportunity to express one’s innermost feelings while hiding behind a mask.

     

    Creative Commons License

    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License.

    Share this:

    • Email a link to a friend (Opens in new window) Email
    • Print (Opens in new window) Print
    • Share on Bluesky (Opens in new window) Bluesky
    • Share on Tumblr (Opens in new window) Tumblr
    Like Loading…
Previous Page Next Page

Blog at WordPress.com.

Loading Comments...

You must be logged in to post a comment.

  • Subscribe Subscribed
    • boy&horse
    • Already have a WordPress.com account? Log in now.
    • boy&horse
    • Subscribe Subscribed
    • Sign up
    • Log in
    • Report this content
    • View site in Reader
    • Manage subscriptions
    • Collapse this bar
%d