Black Lanterns Wail: RIP Davy Jones

Davy Jones . December 30, 1945 to February 29, 2012

I have nothing to say except the Monkees were a bigger influence on me than even Buddy Holly…

Once you’re in, you’re in. It’s like the Mafia.  Once a Monkee, always a Monkee.

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Nine on the Ninth – Top 9 Horror Comedy Sequels

I had originally planned to write this article for December, before the Blood Rage that was the American Psycho Remake.

Time has eased my rage, and that movie has thankfully been shelved and we’re in a new year so let’s go…

I am a child of movies, but my taste in movies has always been a little off. I like Temple of Doom more than Raiders of the Lost Ark, and Highlander II is one of my favorite movies of all time…

…and on more than one occasion it has been brought to my attention that I have a nearly unhealthy affection for quote/unquote“Bad Sequels.”

But, truthfully I don’t see it like that, I think that, although flawed in some ways, the Campy/Comedy Sequel has value, hell it must since there is a whole sub-genre of horror devoted to them.

This is my Top Nine Horror Comedy Sequels, they’re not always better than the originals… but they are still worth watching…

Top Nine Horror Comedy Sequels

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Nine on the Ninth – 2011 Best, Worst and Everything Else

I know this is late, but I hope this is also meatier than my normal Nine on the Ninth.

For this, the fist 9ot9th for 2012 I thought I’d do a Top Nine List, well actually Nine Top Nine List and in audio.

This is a bit of an experiment for me, and I think I may have rambled a little bit in some places, but give it a listen and please let me know what you think… Continue reading Nine on the Ninth – 2011 Best, Worst and Everything Else

Favorite Science Fiction Authors

A little over a week three months ago I was asked “Who are your favorite sci-fi authors?”

I’ve been thinking about how to answer this question… I could list all the sci-fi authors that I like, a la my favorite songs, but that would be an extremely long list… or I could pick just one, but to be honest I have no idea who I’d chose…. in the end I decided to list the top nine and my favorite book by those authors.

-note- As I compiled this list I found a startling fact, only the top two are still living… what does that say about my opinion of modern sci-fi?

    • 9. Arthur C. Clark


      Actually, I’m not a huge fan of Arthur C Clarke. He’s at times overly opinionated and Rendezvous With Ramma is misspelled. And too long. And Boring as hell.
      But, 2001: A Space Odyssey, 2010: Odyssey Two, 2061: Odyssey Three and 3001: The Final Odyssey are a hell of a book series, with 2010 being a personal favorite of the group. I even like the movie, which I’ll admit I saw before reading the book.

    • 8. Philip K. Dick

      This is another odd one for me as I guess I’d have to say that Philip K. Dick is not a very strong author. He had amazing ideas, but was weak in execution.
      Of course that all means that some of the best Science Fiction movies have been based on his works. Total Recall, Bladerunner and Minority Reports are some of my favorite movies all based on We can Remember It For You Wholesale, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep and The Minority Report respectively.
    • 7. Lucian

      Probably the world’s first admitted Stand-up Philosopher.
      He wrote A True Story, a simple tale of a man being whisked off to exotic and alien worlds, 1800 years ago
    • 6. Kurt Vonnegut

      If you haven’t read Slaughterhouse 5 or Mother Night, go do so now, but Breakfast of Champions (my personal favorite) is even better. All three have been made into movies, with varying results.
      Slaughterhouse 5 is probably the best known, but Breakfast of Champions is more likely to get played on my stream…
    • 5. Douglas Adams

      Admittedly this is an easy inclusion, Adams practically cemented humorous scifi to the world with the absurdist Hitchhiker’s Guide, but personally Long Dark Teatime of the Soul is his magnum opus.
      A strange tale of what happens to gods when people start believing in Pop Music and Ticket Counters more and also about why you can’t get a pizza delivered in London.
    • 4. H.P. Lovecraft

      There are enough people out there to extol the virtues of Lovecraft, so I’ll just say the Mountains of Madness is a classic of descriptive horror.
    • 3. Jules Verne

      Voyage Dans La Lune is now and will ever be the best space travel book ever written and may have really made it possible for humans to have the imagination to go to the moon. Verne was a treasure and is rightly deified in France, and should be on the bookshelf of even non-scifi readers.
    • 2. Peter David

      Remarkably the first living author on my list, as of Dec. 31 2011, and my second favorite. Peter David has worked on just about everything from Live TV to Cartoons to Comic books and Novels, and his Star Trek work is unmatched so far.
      New Frontier was the first time I had read a Star Trek book where the characters changed and the plot moved from one story to the next. It was amazing to see that the ST universe actually moved along when the cameras were turned off.
      The New Frontier series is still going, and hopefully will for a while to come.
    • 1. Howard Waldrop

      Also a living author, though his output has never been as high as Peter David, but his quality is higher.
      Though he has written novels, The Texas-Isreali War: 1999 is one, hid short stories are far superior.
      Night of the Cooters is my favorite and describes an Alien attack on a small Texas backwater town. I would recommend buying his books, though almost all are out of print now, but a good library should have them… and with as obscure as he is you shouldn’t have too much trouble finding one of his works…

Well that only took three month, next question?
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FIRE: Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.

…what they need to be doing, is creating an environment that’s safe for people to disagree, that’s safe for them to be wrong, that’s safe for them to question authority, that’s safe for them to be able to say outrageous things and have those arguments that we desperately need to have, because if they’re not happening on our universities, they’re not happening anywhere.

-Greg Lukianoff

Please help these people out, there is a reason the First Amendment was first…

[The title is a quote from Benjamin Franklin]

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Orange Lanterns Unite: 11th Doctor’s Sonic Screwdriver – Artisan Master Series…

It’s never too early to start on the next year…

My only problem is that there will only be 25… and that they will be $4k…

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Orange Lanterns Unite!


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Wrath of the Titans (2012)

I did not see the new Clash of the Titans in 3D, which probably helped me enjoy the movie, as I heard the conversion was horrendous…

…I don’t care for the song used, I think it is far overused… but I am interested in the story, it seems very close to Immortals

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Prometheus (2012)

As a fan of Alien Resurection, I’m actually really excited about this movie coming out. Alien was good and Aliens was great, still there is a lot of room in this franchise to make more movies, and to make movies that don’t have Ripley in them.

If we can help this do well, and if it is as good as it looks, we could have a future where Alien3 is just a blip in the series…

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