boy&horse hates fun… 2012-001 – Beneath the Darkness

Introduction Beneath the Darkness is not a good movie, it is tedious, near impossible to get through and just tiring. The film was an independent semi-horror suspense thriller that is never horrific (not even semi) suspenseful or thrilling. The story is trite, plodding and the characters are never really likable. Except for the villain; who …

Orange Lanterns Unite: KRE-O USS Enterprise…

Whoa mamma…   …this one has a teaser trailer… …KRE-O is seriously making me reconsider my blind devotion to Lego… [click the image for the product trekmovie.com page, no product page so far] Orange Lanterns Unite! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License.

Black Lanterns Wail: RIP Ernest Borgnine

I know that most people my age really only know Ernest Borgnine from Laser Mission, or Airwolf, or at the very most The Poseidon Adventure. But I’ll always think of Marty, the story of a heavy-set Italian-American butcher who lives in The Bronx, New York City, with his mother. The first time I saw Marty was just as I entered High …

Black Lanterns Wail: RIP Andy Griffith

It may be hard to tell, but I grew up in the South. Texas to be precise, I know, strange isn’t it, but that is beyond the point. I was raised to understand believe only a few things: Gravy goes under the Chicken Fried Steak You deep fry chicken. Pressure Cooking is for the weak and lazy. Home …