Category: General

  • Salmon Fishing in the Yemen (2012)

    Wait, wha? Huh o-O? This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License.

  • Orange Lanterns Unite: Devon Tread A…

    Yes, this watch is $17,500.00, and yes I would sell my car for it… [click the image for the product page] Orange Lanterns Unite! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License.

  • Orange Lanterns Unite: Malcolm Reynolds Metal-Plated Pistol Replica…

    I aim to misbehave – Mal Reynolds [click the image for the product page] …suggestion from @RedSarah12, I still can’t believe this is only $80! Orange Lanterns Unite! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License.

  • Nine on the Ninth – Red Lanterns RAGE: American Psycho…

    For this month’s Nine on the Ninth I had originally planned to run a list of Horror Movie sequels, really cheesy but fun movies that I could recommend to everyone, but then I saw this: Lionsgate Plots Microbudget Remake Of ‘American Psycho’ Now, right off the bat, I can see two glaring errors in that statement,…

  • Battleship (2012)

    I was probably one of the few people who liked the first trailer, at least after the aliens arrived. I have been following this massive train wreck since it was announced over a year ago. I know it’ll suck, I’m okay with that as long as I get to see big Navy ships blasting Aliens, and…

  • NYT: Touch of Evil…

    I know that I didn’t see a lot of Oscar contenders this year, I focused more on my personal tastes after being tricked into seeing Black Swan (Natalie “I’m Sorry” Portman, I blame you), but I don’t know half of these “Stars.” Who is Viola Davis1 and Rooney Mara2? Why is Brad Pitt dressed up…

  • Black Lanterns Wail: RIP Harry Morgan

    It’s been a hard week for good character actors… Harry Morgan past away today. Morgan was at least in his twilight years at 96, but that does put Eli Wallach on a timer, and that is a horrible thing to think on… For many, Morgan was Col. Potter, though I do remember him from Dragnet,…

  • Orange Lanterns Unite: The Star Wars Craft Book…

    Who wouldn’t want to make an AT-AT Herb Garden? I have mixed feelings about a Jabba the Hutt body pillow, though… [click the image for the product page] Orange Lanterns Unite! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License.

  • Lock-Out (2012)

    This one almost makes up for the crap-tastic Cabin trailer. Not sure why it’s subtitled, Besson could have dubbed this and I would have watched it… This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License.