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Nine on the Ninth – Red Lanterns RAGE: American Psycho…

For this month’s Nine on the Ninth I had originally planned to run a list of Horror Movie sequels, really cheesy but fun movies that I could recommend to everyone, but then I saw this:

Lionsgate Plots Microbudget Remake Of ‘American Psycho’

Now, right off the bat, I can see two glaring errors in that statement, and anyone who followed my twitter feed from yesterday would have gotten an earful…

American Psycho, is nigh on one of my favorite movies of all time, ranking up there with Arsenic and Old Lace, Buckaroo Banzai and La Cité des Enfants Perdus. It’s my favorite Christian Bale movie, and I’m a dyed in the wool Batman fan…

I’ve seen it more than 30 times and have never seen the ‘R’ rated version. I can tell you where you are in the movie from a snippet of dialogue, I know the differences between the business cards…

I really do love this movie. It doesn’t need to be remade!

And here’s why…

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Red Lanterns RAGE: WTF Joss Whedon…

I now know why this movie spent three years on a shelf…
This looks like complete horseshit, and I’m being deadly serious. What the FUCK Joss!?! How do you screw up a Cabin in the Woods horror movie, WHEN THE TITLE OF YOUR MOVIE IS THE CABIN IN THE WOODS???
It looks like the kids have unwittingly stumbled upon a high tech, scifi Hostel-like world with force fields, creatures and mysterious overlords with the ability to change the very landscape around the cabin. We’re in. – io9.com
WHO WAS ASKING FOR THAT!?!?! I HAVE SO MUCH RAGE FOR THIS PIECE OF SHIT!
And this guy:

Don’t get me start on this back-birth… every time he speaks his voice grates a layer of my soul away.

Dear Crom make it end!
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