I now know why this movie spent three years on a shelf…
This looks like complete horseshit, and I’m being deadly serious. What the FUCK Joss!?! How do you screw up a Cabin in the Woods horror movie, WHEN THE TITLE OF YOUR MOVIE IS THE CABIN IN THE WOODS???
It looks like the kids have unwittingly stumbled upon a high tech, scifi Hostel-like world with force fields, creatures and mysterious overlords with the ability to change the very landscape around the cabin. We’re in. – io9.com
WHO WAS ASKING FOR THAT!?!?! I HAVE SO MUCH RAGE FOR THIS PIECE OF SHIT!
And this guy: 
Don’t get me start on this back-birth… every time he speaks his voice grates a layer of my soul away.
Dear Crom make it end!
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boy&horse 
I laughed when the eagle hit the forcefield.
That was about it.